Dexter

An attractive skater boy with a big ass dick that smokes a lot of spliffs and pulls hella bitches.

“Damn Dexter, I thought the whole cheerleader team was lying, that shits big as fuck!”

by Candicejohnson1998 April 30, 2022

dexter

a fuckin nerd

bro what a dexter

by spectrexyz October 22, 2022

Blake Dexter

A gay ass hoe who is the biggest sub you'll ever meet. smokes weed 25/8 and likes to be dominanted. a real penis.

Person: Man, that gay guy is so submissive!
Person 2: Sounds like you got a real Blake Dexter!

by spookyjojo April 9, 2019

Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.

LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*

by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021

the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.

Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.

by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020

Dexter sex

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.

"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."

by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017