A super funny and amazing friend, who will always go over and beyond for those around him. He loves to work out and he could eat meat every day if he could. Great fashion, funny with his little quirks, and always gives more than he expects in return. Would sacrifice his sleep for you. Thrive off deep conversations.
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Get the Darren mug.Darren is a dickhead who will bait the shit out of you, and will steal yo gril if you're unprepared and will give you a blowjob when he messes up. He is an intelligent but retarded piece of individual life form not discovered by men yet. And he will backseat game the shit out of your ass until you're not the one playing anymore.
"HE'S 1HP!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" - Teammate
"I'm sorry. I thought it was on the other site." - Darren who saw 5 enemies before ditching site.
"I'm sorry. I thought it was on the other site." - Darren who saw 5 enemies before ditching site.
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Get the Darren mug.Darren Stanley Hayes, who is a singer, you know he is from Savage Garden has a very good voice. He's very caring and promising. Darren released 6 studio albums including Spin, Tension & The Spark, This Delicate Thing We've Made, We Are Smug, Secret Codes And Battleships. Insatiable is his famous successful song from Spin album.
Loves to play sports, doing yoga, etc..
Fans still loves him. Ofc! He is still known as a Savage Garden singer.
Loves to play sports, doing yoga, etc..
Fans still loves him. Ofc! He is still known as a Savage Garden singer.
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Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
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