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crystal crunch

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.
that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!
by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006
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Nookie Crunch

When a couple screw so hard, the males penis breaks and implodes
"Did you hear about Scott and his woman? Fucked her so hard there was nookie crunch."
by Get yer wab out October 9, 2009
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crunch sandwich

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.
person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.
by csblizzard93 January 2, 2012
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Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.
Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.
by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014
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Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.
Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!
by Nico Usami June 9, 2011
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Captain crunch

Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019
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gnarley crunched

The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.
by von Wchinitz June 16, 2008
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