Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
Get the Ursula’s Cradlemug. The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.
I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle
by cjstoney January 16, 2011
Get the Sperm Cradlemug. A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game
by N22rush October 4, 2018
Get the Newton’s cradlemug. by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
Get the crank the cradlemug. by Jablomi November 9, 2010
Get the Three Finger Cradlemug. A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022
Get the Sexy Cradle Timemug.