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wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened
Arise from you wooden cradle.
by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021
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Rocking the cradle

Refers to someone's young age; typically used in a playful and lighthearted manner.
Joel: Dude, the Buffalo Bills just drafted a 20-year-old running back.

Shawn: Dang, the NFL be rocking the cradle!
by SantoriniSwimmer223 December 28, 2024
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cuddling cradle command

Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
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Faggots Cradle

The motion of two gay niggas ballsacks slapping together when hitting doggystyle
Do you see the video of Thomas and Joel hitting the faggots cradle?
by Fgcradle October 11, 2025
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Newtons Cradle

The action of testicles making contact during during a BGB threesome, where B1 enters G vaginally, and B2 enters G rectally.
So me and my boy had a threesome with this chick, everything was good until we had a newtons cradle happen.
by Dodo, The Dodo November 23, 2025
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Penis Cradle

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”
by Stina13 February 18, 2022
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rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap
Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?
by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022
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