cottage bottom

When a girls buttocks is very fat and saggy that it looks and smells like cottage cheese. Typically found on obese females or old ladies.

Did you see that cottage bottom it looks good ol granny cheese.

by Bunghole MASTA April 25, 2014

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

Cottage

C) Whitty-Son
D) burnham

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003

soothing cottage core

Girls that are green witches and read tarot for crying grandmother's at random train stations. You're more than lucky if you encounter one on the wild. Will say: 'people find them intimidating', but it'll seem close to impossible

Hannah Harmon is the definition of soothing cottage core I just wanna bake with her in the woods listening to good music

by thumbelina July 9, 2020

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.

Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.

by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021