Concrete or Gravel?

A term used by bouncers or bartenders when kicking out an unruly customer. Concrete; meaning the front door, the sidewalk; embarrassing and in public but semi-safe. Whereas, Gravel means to be kicked out of the backdoor; where all the bartenders, bouncers, and regulars throw the unruly customer into a not-so-friendly environment, where there are no bystanders or cameras, and they all proceed to beat the shit out of the unruly one(s).

Nick the Bouncer: Hey! Was that you just breaking all those bottles?

Lil' shit kid: Yeah, so what? Fuck off! (spits at Nick the Bouncer)

Nick the Bouncer: Well, that's an easy answer to Concrete or Gravel? Boys, we got a live one! (Nick the Bouncer grabs the Lil' shit kid & throws him out the back door. Slow & steady, four regular Joes walk out the door cracking their knuckles).

by Studs Lonigan III December 06, 2024

pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023

Concrete Pillow

A pillow that is made of concrete, made for the most manly men (Chuck Fuckin' Norris)

I'm a huge pussy, a concrete pillow would only break all the bones in my body when I sleep.

by Finn Germy June 02, 2017

Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.

I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.

by Thegoatin-gtown May 25, 2011

Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it

"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"

by blackwolfhell March 04, 2022

Swim through concrete

Someone who is inbred and therefore has webbed toes/fingers.

Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”

Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“

by Suckyourmum56 January 31, 2021

Concrete

Someone who is mixed up,faded and walked on Frequently.

Ivory is precious .I'm more like concrete.... Mixed up Faded and walked on frequently

by Dickey McDickerson January 10, 2017