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Concert Squatter

A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Awesome concert

1. To smoke marijuana.
2. in an anti-drug use commercial two students were cought smoking marijuana in a concert hall bathroom. They kept repeating how they were at an "awesome concert."
"Hey babe, you wanna go to an awesome concert in my car with the windows up?"
by Tropicaligloo October 16, 2008
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BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.
Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.
by Bob7768 April 13, 2011
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Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014
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ukko-consern

UKKO-Consern is a group of businesses which belong to SLP Group Oy. There is UKKO.fi, UKKO Pro, UKKO Work and Mousewell.

First part of the names "UKKO" is a Finnish name for a man. UKKO
"UKKO Work is a part of UKKO-Consern"
"Do you know if UKKO Pro belongs to UKKO-Consern?"
by SkyDuuuuude January 17, 2019
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No Concert Depression

Unlike PCD, ncd is the anxiety and emptiness from feeling like you will never get to see your faves live in concert ever.
Person 1: Yo why is she so sad today?
Person 2: Her faves are enlisting soon and she feels like she'll never get to see and hear them play all her favorite songs in concert. She has No Concert Depression.
Person 1: Oh, how sad
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pre-concert anxiety

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert
jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022
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