cheesy crust

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.

'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'

by SexSlangOfficial September 14, 2016

Cheesy mouse

2 grams of weed

Oi,we getting a cheesy mouse tonight bruv?

by Cheesy mouse420 October 19, 2018

Cheesy bonnet

Rhyming slang, to get "on it" ie get wasted.

Hey man, wanna get cheesy bonnet?

by youwerethere August 27, 2009

cheesy scrotum

tastes like cheese on toast

mum ive burnt my dick on the grill

by Phil Macrackin March 20, 2003

cheesy crust

Used when describing a penis that developed white muck in the wrinkels around the head due to poor hygiëne.

If it wasn't for my cheesy crust I would have shagged her on the spot.

by Count Von Zeppelin September 18, 2006

Cheesy Hamburger

When the male ejaculates into a male or females anal cavity and pulls out and squeezes the bum cheeks together and the seimen dribbles out, giving the cheesy hamburger effect

Mate one: Bro Daryl gave that 50 year old the cheesy hamburger last nite!

Mate two: Real? What a sick bastard!

by Cheesy Hamburgler October 5, 2009

Cheesy eggs

1. A combination of scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. Add bacon bits, salt, pepper, or hot sauce as needed.
2. The food of the gods.

A: What do you want to eat?

B: Can you make some cheesy eggs? I love those things.

by LeftUnavenged March 10, 2011