Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.

Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

bouncing betty

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.

If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.

by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016

Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.

I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...

by gregory trayne May 29, 2008

Funk Bounce

When a baseball bounces akwardly at an unexpected angle off of an outfield wall. The F.B. is considered advantageous to the batter because it usually confuses the outfielder's defensive response.

that ball looks like it is curving into the corner, hopefully it wil take a funk bounce.

by tmarble September 9, 2005

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

Bouncing the Hans

When a fat kid that is already drunk and naked decides to jump on a trampoline.

and after that, he started bouncing the hans. It was pretty messed up.

by F my A September 16, 2008

Marilla Bounce

The unpredictable bounce produced by the underclass tennis surface at the Marrila tennis courts. Known for many unforced errors and balls netted. Also the main cause for frustration and anger directed towards why on earth you can't get the goddman ball over the net when all of your mechanics are working for you.

Dude, why do you keep netting those balls? - It's not me its the Marilla Bounce.

by tennis_balla_07 May 1, 2007