Banana

A yellow fruit eaten by monkies, sometimes humans too.

Is that a banana?

Ohhh yes

May I have it

Ohh no

Why not?

It's mine!

So?

So ?!?!?!?

*Starts a physical fight.*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Bananas

A yellow fruit grown in tropical climates which is shaped oddly like mans penis, which is why it is often used by health teachers to demonstrate proper use of a condom.

Bananas: nom nom nom nom

by Don_Leno November 2, 2008

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Bananas, AKA Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: "hey, have you heard of Onision?"
Guy 2: "oh you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: (I have to say he is a Banana or I can't submit this thingy)*kills himself*

by Fellow Banana February 13, 2017

Banana

A subscriber to Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped..

Guy 1: Hey , have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh you mean the next hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*

BANANA

by bananabbb February 14, 2017

Banana

Just a stupid fruit that is ugly and looks like a dildo

"Do you like bananas"

"Yah but just to mess sound with if you know what I mean"

by Kiki Jimenez June 23, 2016

Banana

A racist epithet sometimes directed at an Asian woman who happens to be dating a White man. Generally used only by bitter White women who have failed in relationships, not understanding that it may be due to their own lack of attractiveness, personality, or character. They fail to comprehend the natural likeability of Asian women who are kind and feminine (incorrectly labeling them "submissive"), and also fail to appreciate White men who are nice, intelligent, and gentlemanly. Feeling lost in her own bitterness, the White woman will ascribe nefarious motives to such persons liking each other, and will resort to unfounded racist stereotyping.

My fucking ex-boyfriend is going with some fucking Asian banana. I can't stand it. They can't possibly love each other. She's just after his money. Shit, I need a hit of cocaine.

by HL63 October 24, 2012

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers Wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1, (Is a banana): "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*

by OnisionWatcher69420 March 4, 2017