A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.
Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker
by #1BaglFlckr August 31, 2023
A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.
by BabyJC December 12, 2016
Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
by lash505 September 10, 2007
Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
by HOOdRaat12 March 03, 2020
When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
by edgykid June 20, 2019
Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.
by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018
A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.
by Bagel Radish January 01, 2019