Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.
- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.
by Santino89 May 25, 2011
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blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 04, 2011
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bathroom terrorism

Action characterized by abuse, misuse, vandalism to, or otherwise unpleasant behavior in a public bathroom. Such action is typically seemingly intentional but may in fact be completely unintentional.
Bathroom terrorist: "I hate this place and the people in it. It's time to do something irrational and destructive."

Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."
by BarlandSecurity October 09, 2013
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Bathroom Capitalism

The act of selling products out of the school bathroom. It can range from one kid selling a single item to organized competetive markets of products. Usually the items sold are things the school doesn't allow.
Mike: I heard Caleb made two hundred dollars selling nicotine gum ten dollars a piece in the bathroom.

Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!
by BruhMoment1738 November 15, 2019
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bathroom pass

A bathroom pass is a hall pass but it only gives you permission to use the bathroom during class and not lunch also teachers tend to make them embarrassing because they don't want you abusing the pass abilities
MISS! BOI IS TAKING THE BATHROOM PASSES TO JUUL IN THE BATHROOM!
by YOUR OPINION IS TRASH January 17, 2020
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bathroom Bill

The man who stalks other people in public bathrooms. Bathroom Bill was brought up in Saturday Night Live, by Colin Just.
by Sexy boss man May 15, 2016
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bathroom etiquette

Unwritten social standards, norms, decorum.
Don't look under the stalls to see if someone is in there, it's bad bathroom etiquette
by Pebbles B March 01, 2017
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