Axel

GUY WITH A FUCKING HUGE DICK. He’s fucking sexy and is a pullGod. Likes BIG ass and is a very litt person to be with.

Axel is fuxking lit

by Lil.Savage.litty February 27, 2018

Axel Arlert

An amazing friend , beeg bruh , cool , bunny boy , annie simp.
He is extremly handsome and hot

The perfect guy you wanna date

Axel Arlert

by Nightboxgamer May 20, 2021

axell

a nice guy with a great sense of humor. he is always there for his friends and is a very intelligent person. he needs to find a perfect girl to fit his perfect personality. axell also aces all his tests.

You are acting like an Axell!

by axellsno.1fan May 2, 2024

Axel

The name of a Person who loves to be present at every single party. Axel can typically be found at your local after hours spot drinking light beer out of a solo cup that he acquired from someone else . This individual has clearly never had a job in sales which is evident by his inability to close with the opposite sex. He is swiftly friendzoned by 99% of women he meets but allegedly kissed a girl in 7th grade. Despite his greatest endeavors to engage with women, he simply cannot manage to come into contact with the female genitalia. This guy has struck out more times at the bar than Jose Conseco. In Layman terms, you have a better chance of getting laid with Bill Cosby as your wingman. Unfortunately, The female reproductive system simply eludes him. A mediocre DJ at best, he can be seen spinning at every party past 4 am although he has never had a gig at a legitimate venue in his career. No one knows where he actually lives but he is notorious for passing out at your place in the middle of the party with the nearest couch being his personal sleeping preference. He has been labeled as a serial couch surfer after several repeat offenses. On the contrary, Axel is widely considered a good guy by most and can get you into any club for free but has never actually been seen buying a drink inside. This character goes out and parties every single night but ironically still somehow manages to leave empty handed. Axel simply gets NO BUNS.

Adam: Bro , who is that dude that just got curves by those girls at the bar”?

Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns

by NotoriouSief March 18, 2022

Axel

Big dick

Wow axel has a big dick

by imamexicanidiot333 February 5, 2024

Axel

The blond swedish man with the big penis. He has all the girls and is the most popular person in the school. He smoke weed or spice every day after school with hus friends

There's Axel!

by Djdjdsssjsjsusso December 11, 2016

axel clark

Axel clark the punk girl of my dreams, she would mean everything to me now, when I least except it. Sad that I took advantage of the love without realising its gonna go.

If I could I would do everything for her again. I love you Axel clark.

Oh look is that an axel clark?

by Liiink:3 March 27, 2024