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Sean Avery

A man that owns bitches, especially brodeur, in the National Hockey League. His tactics of getting under the opposition's skin makes fans of the opposition cry like wuss bags.
George: Wow, you see Sean Avery last night?
Thomas: Yea, he completely fucked brodeur's shit up!
George: Man, can't wait to hear devils fans bitch and moan.
by Devils Suck January 23, 2009
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Avery

Definition 1: (n): Any person who is a major asshole, douchebag, or horrible person.

Definition 2: (n): A person with an unusual or disgusting smell that tries to cover with another horrible smell, like AXE.

Definition 3:(n): A young black guy living in a fantasy world. Believing he's hard as fuck, pretends he has money, tries way to hard to be a player, and has grown up in a white community, with white parents.
Definition 1: See that guy with the muscular mishapen body? Stay away from him cause he's a total Avery.

Definition 2: "Bro! What the fuck is that stink?!"
"Dude, Don't say anything it's just Avery be straight and ignore it."
"But he's a fucking dickmunch."
"Yeah, but he's also a total bitch. Don't piss him off or he'll act stupid."

Definition 3: Girl 1: "She's fucking with Avery now?"

Girl 2: " Yeah boo. How long do you think it'll take for him to catch on?"
Girl 1:"Girl, really? It's Avery we're talking about. He's not the brightest crayon in the box."

Girl 2:" Should we tell him about the stupid game we play? It's pretty harsh if he finds out on his own."

Girl 1:"He's the fakest motha fucka around.... don't even bother."
Girl 2:"True..."
by GP Princess ;* November 10, 2012
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Sean Avery

1. -verb: To play in the NHL and try to get away with little league tactics, forcing the NHL to create a rule because you have no respect for the game of Hockey.

2. "An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty (Rule 75) will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play."
Did you see the game last night? Sean Avery pulled a Sean Avery but the Devils still won, what a mayor of douchebagville.
by StabbAmonte April 19, 2008
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Jack Avery

Do I have to explain this🥵 if you don’t know freakin’ JACK ROBERT AVERY, we can’t be friends. Jack is one of the HOTTEST dudes in this entire UNIVERSE no doubt, he is part of the beautiful MAN band Why Don’t We. Did I mention he’s super hot🥵
I am in love with Jack Avery
by jack averys best friend January 21, 2020
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jack avery

jack avery also know as a member of the why don't we band. he is an amazing singer and song writer. apart from his singing career he has a big hart that always makes people smile laugh ect... if you are a fan of jack well of course you are if you looked this noodle up well this is also incase you don't know who he is this message is for you to say what a beautiful human he is. he also has the cutest baby evvvveeerrr named lavender.
look at jack averys hair i just want to touch his hair!
by hi im a person May 25, 2019
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Avery Lopez

Avery Lopez is a guy who if definantly a player. He gets all the girls also meaning he has hella hoes. Lots of girls are in love with him. He is super funny, nice, and popular. Avery Lopez can have a mustache and it would look funny at times but he would look retarded without it.
Girl 1: Wow did you see Avery Lopez

Girl 2: He is so cute *ugh* to bad he has a girl friend
by Zähler January 29, 2018
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avery malfoy

Draco Malfoy's older sister. Is a werewolf and is better (and kinder ) than Draco in every way. She is rebellious and hard working. She moved away soon after getting the bite and becoming a werewolf after he father, Lucius Malfoy, pushed her too hard. She currently attends hogwarts (she is a Gryfindor not a Slytherin) and has a boyfriend who is an Alpha werewolf named Ryder.
Ryder: you touch one hair on her blond hair, you find out what it takes to be an Alpha Draco. That is, if she doesn't kill you herself
Draco: (nods with fear in his eyes)
Servant: Miss Avery Malfoy
by Avery Malfoy June 29, 2017
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