thats what your mum said last night

suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)

Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.

A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night

by drako December 22, 2004

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Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 06, 2019

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Your mums yum

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

by Random.beotch.209… December 10, 2021

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What's your mum?

Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..

Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?

Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?

Etc.

by Letty : ) April 17, 2008

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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 09, 2023

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