Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017
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When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.
“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”
by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018
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Lit. “You bury me”; The hope that you will die before your love because you cannot live without them.
Lit. “You bury me”; The hope that you will die before your love because you cannot live without them.
by Kdog16 May 22, 2020
Get the ya’aburnee mug.when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence
you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.
by BrainAssembler November 26, 2010
Get the wrong-cumfully abused mug.Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.
Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.
by SHiFT_HD February 15, 2019
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Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?
Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.
Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.
by A goddamn god April 11, 2019
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