Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

Ned Dickson

Ned Dickson love Plants and sucking up to teaches. He can tell you every kind of plant and all the drama. But Ned Dickson can be a bitch, but a funny one. Ned is very smart and funny. Ned is also a drama queen

Luv ya buddy hehe

Celine: I can’t believe how rude you are

Gus: shut up bitch
Celine: don’t be such a Ned Dickson

Gus: *runs away crying*

by Kkkkkx ta December 3, 2018

Ned

Jake

Jake is a Ned

by anonymous November 2, 2021

NEd

A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted

NEd has a croissant sized penis.

by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018

NED

Non-Equity-Deal.

Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh

by roboturd August 7, 2020

Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020

Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.

Ur a ned Armstrong

by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022