Mop top

long shaggy haircut

the kids pointed and laughed at the mop top august

by jon doe May 27, 2003

twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

Mop Riblem

When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.

by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016

vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.

Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "

by mtaybar October 15, 2015

Mop-head

A person with long hair and is highly annoying

Person1 "Did you see thatMop-head the other day."
Person2 "I know so annoying, I just want to stick him in a bucket!"

by XTheBadMonkeyX August 19, 2016

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018