Napoleon

Napoleon Bonaparte was one of the most successful generals of the French revolutionary armies. He was emperor of France from 1804-14, and in 1815. Napoleon Bonaparte (1768-1821) is regarded as one of history's greatest military leaders.

Solider: sir, the ship is going down!
Napoleon: there is nothing we can do.

by OKitsnathan9579 September 23, 2023

Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.

Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024

Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.

1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.

by Brigadunk July 15, 2024

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma September 16, 2016

Napoleon Rampage

A small person, child, dwarf, midget, little-person, scolding a person of normal height.

Arsen's son came steaming down the stairs after he woke him up in a full Napoleon Rampage.

by MikeClaw December 11, 2019

Napoleon's Memes

Somw of the best memes on the block, likes talking to his audience of memes and has the best audience because they do not report him (you can not be better)

Yo bro you see this meme on Napoleon's memes?

No I havent let me see

Both: laugh

by Bro dont peek May 17, 2019

Napoleon Blownaparté

In the 2016 Hitman Game, you can unlock a little explosive figure looking like Napoleon Bonaparte Except this one is a little more explosive than that it looks.

This device can be used as a distraction object, by flinging it around or by placing it near a subject of choice.

Agent 47 placed down the little explosive device, distracting his targed, whom not much later picket the Napoleon Blownaparté up. After a couple minutes, the target came to realize, it wasn't the usual kind of toy when it blows up seconds after.

by SuperSecret47 January 1, 2019