A rear end which has spent numerous hours in an office chair and has slowly begun to take the shape of the chair.
I used to have a nice round back side, but due to my office job I've developed a mighty morphin office booty.
by Tiffeany December 1, 2007

an invitation to preform sexual intercourse through the anus. Usually said from one male to another since pirate crews were often all men.
by 0101010111 February 4, 2013

by averagesaxplayer February 19, 2022

When she sucked you but left you with blue balls (you didn't get to nut) for a week and she comes back for her weekly visit to yo dick (nut launcher) then she lets you at her pink velvet (puss puss) only for you to nut within 1 min so hard that your condom gets stuck in her uterus.
by TURBONUTBOI May 27, 2018

noun.
pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.
Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.
Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.
Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.
Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.
Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.
Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"
Some other Dude: "No."
Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
Some other Dude: "No."
Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
by Looger November 21, 2009

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018
