A Kris is a strong, tuff and confidential individual that is loyal to defend his friends and especially family. A Kris is always jumping to your defence even if it means jumping in harm's way. Kris is the best person you could have by your side if you went to war, a warrior, selfless , good-looking and kind , lady's man who would make the best boyfriend ever because he would die for your honour, best person to talk to because he always has the right things to say and is a gentleman with ediquette . Kris has a large penis and is a very good operator with it. Kris is a genuine indervidguall
by Karl gto September 11, 2020
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by Whatever I want my name to be May 24, 2022
Get the Kris Bry-aint very good mug.24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.
He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.
Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.
May or may not be bisexual.
He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.
Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.
May or may not be bisexual.
by Aceofspader March 26, 2024
Get the Kris Guštin mug.Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.
Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!
Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.
Kris: Moooo!
by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022
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