23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

by Yamato Yamamoto May 13, 2021

February 23

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

by ᶜᵃᶜᵃᶦⁿᵉ ˢⁿᵒʳᵗᵉʳ February 14, 2020

february 23

World shrek pinball day

I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day

by SoulEfather April 16, 2019

fifa 23

The next shit game that ea sports are yet to release. Half the time you get bored so you get up and have a wank.

Crispin: “Fuck fifa 23 man, time to go jizz over my gran again.”

by EnglishWhiteObama November 29, 2021

March 23

National send your boyfriend arch videos and tit pics day

Just send your bf arch and tits videos on march 23

by Samdadon March 23, 2022

January 23

National give a girl a component day

Boy:your so pretty

Girl:thanks??,why
Boy: it’s January 23

by Ummm.ok January 22, 2022

October 23

National waffle day!! GIMME YOOOOOO WAFFLLLESSSS!!!!!!!

Person 1: ITS OCTOBER 23!!!!!
Person 2: soo???
Person 1: GIMME U WAFFLES!!!!!!!

by riley.ham23 October 27, 2019