Zooted

The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying

Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.

by Btolly September 14, 2018

Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015

Zoot Machine

A bong

Yo bro pass the zoot machine I finna get zooted

by Slawth June 10, 2018

Zoot Blow

When you and your buddies are zooted and some bullshit happens that ruins your high.

Bro my mom just called, that was a major zoot blow!

by FloydChokedIt December 20, 2022

zooted

(zooted/zoot/zooteth) is the act of throwing, leaving a place or feeling sick/unstable.

"Bitch I (zooted) her to the other side of the room"

"Y'all we gotta (zoot) outta here, this place stank."

"Bitch I'm zooteth, these tests are way too much."

by ticklemaibigpickle December 16, 2018

Zooted

The abbreviation of being highly high, like stoned.

Hits cart:
“Damn man I am so zooted rn”

by D1245 January 19, 2020

Zooted

Being very obnoxious

You were zooted bro..

by GiveGoodSucc May 26, 2017