Zach

a guy who drinks mountain dew a lot, plays goalie in hockey, and grinds on fortnite playgrounds with his friend Nick

Who’s that playing fortnite and drinking mountain dew, oh it must be zach

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahaaahah October 29, 2018

Zach

A redneck with crooked, nicotine stained teeth, breath like cow's ass, and an over-clingy bullshit attitude that makes him propose to his partners after 3 days. Also will tell ex partners to kill themselves, and move on from ex partners at breakneck speed. Often will show off new partner to ex partner, who is just happy they got out of there. Also a Trump supporter with no brain cells to spare.

Person 1: I just broke up with Zach.
Person 2: When's the party? I'll bring booze.

by Mister Daddy December 23, 2016

Zach

A tall guy like 6ft or more likes men fat pice of shit has a small dick and sucks at sports he is a bitch and every one hates him

Zach:hey Joe want to go to chipotle.

Joe:shut the fuck up and leave me alone

by Springfield_king 23 May 5, 2018

Zach

Zach is Some dumbass who plays fortnite and can’t get a life so he masterbates his self to sleep and then he also has a big wiener

Zach is a fucking dumb idiot

by DigBickOnYourLips January 29, 2019

Zach

Zach's are usually gay and are very lovable. They will probably love theatre and music. Zachs also are very wise and can be very silly. Most Zachs will not grow up in a poor neighborhood or household. Most importantly Zachs will love you nomater who you are. Zachs are great to have as a boyfriend/girlfriend and think before starting a relationship. Lastly zachs are ducking gods at guitar. :)

Zach and I are in a relationship and it soooo amazing.

Did you here Zach on the guitar?
Yeah it was amazing !

by Qdrhihxybfghxfhcdjdub February 15, 2019

Zach

He's a crazy nerd and can be an asshole but once you get to know him he is kind and makes a amazing boyfriend enjoy the moment you have

Man Zach is a good guy

I know right

by agirlwholostagoodguy September 26, 2017

Zach

The biggest loser youll ever meet. No one will ever love him and he will die alone. Sucks off men during his off time being working at a near by KFC. Has the IQ of a cardboard and has a tendency of being racist.

I hate Zach

by NotAlex6969 February 22, 2019