Wyoming

The state that nobody cares about or even lives in.

It’s Wyoming lol.

by 17UMi November 4, 2024

Wyoming

A state in the U.S. that only a select few know of. Therefore, conspiracies about Wyoming run rampant, mainly about how the government is purposefully concealing information about the state to keep a doomsday device of epic proportions, housed mostly within its borders, top secret. There is no agreement on what said doomsday device is called, but leaked documents seem to mention something about “stones of yellow…”

It has fewer people than Alaska.

It’s shaped like an oval with corners. IT’S ANOTHER FRIGGIN’ RECTANGLE.

P1: I'm from Cheyenne. You know it?
P2: Oh, you mean the girl who lives a block from me? Yeah, I know her. She's so nice...
P1: No, I mean the city in Wyoming.
P2: The hell's a Wyoming?

by Ace of Fours September 7, 2021

Wyoming

It doesn't exist

Man: yo I went to Wyoming last week
Girl: *dabs*

Man: *dies*
Girl: pog

by EdoYoshi June 9, 2021

Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.

Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!

by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019

wyoming

a place that doesn’t exist

friend: bro wanna take a road trip to wyoming
friend 2: sure then we’ll go to neverland and meet peter pan right

by octopuslicker June 14, 2021

wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

by FiringShotsAgressively April 5, 2016

Wyoming

Wyoming does not exist, Only entities live there and the population info is fake. It is a government level top secret area where there is a high malformation in the multiversal reality structure and spacetime. It is a portal to other realities. Apparently, it is where the US government experiments with advanced entities and beings from the other multiverses. Anyone who enters the area will have fake memories implanted by super secret alien technology from area 51. Anyone who says they came from or lived in Wyoming is most likely not human.

Friend: I live in Wyoming!
Me: Hello, is this area 51? I think I found an alien.

by DHGD May 13, 2022