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Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
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windy

Windy is a very special human being. She is the most caring woman you will ever meet and can nuture like no other. She makes an amazing mother and will raise the most beautiful successful children no matter what the struggles may be. She is close with mother nagure and the earth so this is where she gets her caring nature from. She is stubborn and does not let her emotions show but on the inside she is soft and sweet. She often attracts people who are damaged because she can help guide them, but she has trouble letting go when things get toxic because she has a bleeding heart. She often thinks others think she is weird but little does she understand that others do not have the deep creative mind that she does so they may not catch on as quickly. If you have a windy in your life treat her like a Queen. Shes been hurt so many times and all she needs and deserves is the love she gives to others. If u are a Windy ready this, breath... everything is going to end up ok I promise.

She is more special than the sun in the morning and rarer than water in the desert so love her and be loyal or you may loose a one in a million person. A creative, gorgeous, loving, one of a kind weirdo who will love you to the moon and back if you treat her right.
I met a girl named Windy yesterday
by 56630885 November 22, 2021
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Windy Poo Train

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels
“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks
by MonkeRob September 7, 2020
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Windy Buddha

After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.

If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
I gave that bitch a Windy Buddha have I fucked her last night.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 4, 2024
mugGet the Windy Buddhamug.

Windy Trail

To have another person blow upon your pubic hair.
A modification of this is called a gooseberry falls.
Wow, that windy trail sure hit the spot.
by Ryan Mcshizzle May 9, 2005
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