A man you can see on bio, who has some serious cabbage, and who looks like he stapled sideburns to his forehead.
by Class Kimmel #2 January 28, 2016
Get the scott wellsmug. A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.
Person A: So where did you go to school
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020
Get the Wells Collegemug. Will muddasick is a word used by Bahamians when they cannot believe something. Bahamians are people who are born in the Bahamas. I just wanna say this to all the people who has never been to the Bahamas" BAHAMIANS DO NOT LIVE IN HUTS I SAW YOUTUBE VIDEOS SAYING THAT BAHAMIANS LIVE IN HUTS WELL THAT IS A LIE WE DO NOT LIVE IN HUTS". And I should know I live in the Bahamas.
by Wonderful Barbie Gurl January 10, 2022
Get the Well muddasickmug. Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.
by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010
Get the well-lannedmug. A beautiful girl, usually tall. Very friendly and trustworthy, but don't get on her bad side. Is usually nice unless somebody makes her mad or aggravated. Attracts a lot of friends. People love her to the moon and back💫🌙
by Lynzie Michelle December 23, 2016
Get the mia wellsmug. You are a Kristen Wells if you hate capital letters and are TikTok famous. Kristen Well's probably has a million people on Snapchat and have a thing for curly-haired latinos. She is always rolling her r’s.
by uraveragewhitewashedarab February 29, 2020
Get the kristen wellsmug. "Bro, I had to regain my speed and regroup because my health was well fresh, but then I proceeded to connect some combos and finished him with a fatality."
by Dro Montana February 28, 2017
Get the well freshmug.