Patriotic Wedgie

When a person is hoisted up the flagpole by their underwear.
A Patriotic wedgie does make you feel a bit more American...
by ylviesay December 28, 2009
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Brown Wedgie

When someone pulls your underwear so deep into your ass crack it leaves stains.
Man... Tyler is such a bully! He gave me a brown wedgie so I had to get new underwear before lunch
by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013
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hanging wedgie

When you are jumped by friends or people older than you grab your tighty-whities without notice and put your waist band on a high object like a shower head in the locker room, door nobs, bed posts, coat hangers, ext.
I was jumped in the locker room while wearing tighty-whities in 7th grade and tied up and given a hanging wedgie on a non-working shower head after school. I was left there for an hour before the P.E. teacher finally came in. It sucked.
by aalliliiv October 21, 2005
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Coochie Wedgie

Coochie wedgie is where the seat of the panties get caught up inside the lips of a Vagina.
by teralove May 22, 2018
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Life Wedgie

Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!
by Doc the Pirate December 16, 2010
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pantsing wedgie

When you come up behind someone and pants them then when they bend down to pick up their pants you step on their pants and give them a wedgie. If done right you should have wedgied your victim right out of his pants. If you want to be really mean you can duck tape his hand and blindfold your victim while you hide his/her pants/shorts so afterword they have to find their pants in their underwear.
One time at camp a bully came up behind he and pantsed he then gave me a pantsing wedgie.
by bobmelone2k44 July 21, 2014
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Wedgie Evans

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.
Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.
by J-Smoove May 22, 2006
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