Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

Diamond weather

When it’s so cold that your nipples are hard enough to cut diamonds

*wind blows*
“Brr, it’s diamond weather out here!”

by Sid.knee December 20, 2021

weather-struck

The feeling you get when the weather is slowly transitioning into autumn and leaves you questioning the location of your mind.

Goodness, this cool breeze has me completely weather-struck. Now where did I put my keys?

by itsprobablyrainy September 16, 2016

chilly weathers

Chilly Weathers means a mentally, retarded person and/or garbage personality.

"You're just like Chilly Weathers." This should be taken to quite offense. If you're compared to Chilly Weathers you might as well fake your death and move to Death Valley where we all wish a certain someone was buried.

Being Chilly Weathers is a sin, just hearing the voice of Chilly Weathers is enough to make someone have the sudden urge to drink bleach.

"My favorite thing about Chilly Weathers is one day the it the sin won't exist." Said a logical person being interviewed by KidzbopNews.

by hoppitysheet June 12, 2018

Weather hangry

When you're hangry but it's clearly related to the crappy weather outside

When it's raining cats and dogs outside I'm weather hangry

by Sexydimma October 21, 2022

weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

change the weather

Make it rain (with money)

I pull up and change the weather

by MegaFGT August 13, 2017