by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
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by LayingInADitch August 9, 2016
Get the wipe me mug.The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").
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by Trey K December 28, 2005
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Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.
by Jebby, PresTeeJ May 21, 2008
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by Jimmis June 22, 2009
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Get the ass wipe mug.I was playing League yesterday, and my team was losing, but then someone took everyone out. It was an epic team wipe!
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