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Read the mood

ZombieDwarf: Cmon Wallace read the room
Wallace: No ZombieDwarf its read the mood
ZombieDwarf: ok sorry wallace you are right like usual
by Readthemoodnotreadthemood September 2, 2021
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reading the news

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news
by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015
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read the handbook

The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?

Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
by p-teK April 6, 2008
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Deshvar read

The art of one reading a text without remember or understand what has just been read.
Guy1: dude, did you study the text we got as homework?
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.
by Nope... April 23, 2017
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read-viewing

A method of viewing complex films (and filmed versions of plays, especially), in order to see and hear the actions of the plot, but also to read what is happening, while the story unfolds.
When teaching students complex plays by Shakespeare or Arthur Miller, an English teacher might employ the method of read-viewing of the play so that students can see what is happening while reading the subtitles/closed captions. Read-viewing engages students in the visual world of the story, which helps to improve comprehension of the literature. Ideally, this method would be used in short increments of 20 to 30 minutes, and then students will discuss and analyze what they have read-viewed.
by MsDurdenTeacher November 20, 2017
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Read a book

A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.
"Don't go in the bathroom. I just read a book."

"I'm gassy. I have to read a book"
by Vbui717 June 9, 2014
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