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whistling gorilla

The sphinctal opening with accompanying hair.
Nice buns, shame about the whistling gorilla.
by Steve JT September 3, 2007
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meat whistle

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.
Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!
by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008
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Douche Whistle

n: a person who is saying nothing of worth; wasting air.

n: the sound a douche makes upon emptying. see above definition.
"He's always talking but saying nothing. That guy is a complete douche whistle."
by Kikimarie April 30, 2009
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Whistling in the dark

To fear the worst and hope for the best.
"The mayor'll call...he's got to!"
"You're just whistling in the dark, Larry The Baby Killer."
by Macsotsu March 2, 2005
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Cock Whistle

Someone who enjoys the act of sucking penis. A person who is an asshole and just tends to be a douche bag.
Kristina loves to suck any mans cock (Whore), There for, She is a Cock Whistle.
by CootieBooty February 3, 2009
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shit whistle

A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.
Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005
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Meat Whistle

A. A penis
B. Something to be put in the mouth and blown on.
c.A tasty treat women enjoy eating.
Michael, endowed wid his massive, dark Meat Whistle, offered a taste to Nicole. He felt like king after Nicole had blown on it hardcore.
by nella nayr May 21, 2005
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