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vertical content

Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.

9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.

94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
by 9:16 February 5, 2020
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Vertical Helicopter

When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.

A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
Katya came over last night and gave me a vertical helicopter. Now I'm Jewish.
by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020
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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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Vertical

by Raptor_but_its_not_already_use January 25, 2021
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Vertical Dancing

Type of dance style executed when in a overly crowded dance floor.
I want to go party at after class but it will be packed, so I will be reduced to vertical dancing all night.
by msmit September 2, 2022
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vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023
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"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.
Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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