-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019
by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 21, 2018
valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually
february 14th is valentines day
by Jeweleeuh December 22, 2021
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020