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Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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Vomiteer

1. The first person in a group of friends to vomit during a night out drinking.
1. Claud - "Fuck man i'm hanging like a crazy ass biatch"

Lyle - "Yeah you were completely shitfaced guy...Do you remember hitting a chunder on the dancefloor?"

Claud - "No ways man you fucking lying you jerk-hole."

Lyle - "Fuck dude you sprayed two chicks while pulling awesome rocket knee."

Claud - "Did i blow first."

Lyle - "Oh yeah... You were the vomiteer guy."

Claud - "Fucking A!!!!"
by Stevsie Z and the Temps May 17, 2009
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vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
Dude that was a vomit Vortex
by warion July 13, 2010
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Vomitar

The nauseated feeling you get from watching a James Cameron movie.
Watching Titanic totally made me want to vomitar!
by VomitarSubmitter September 10, 2010
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Vomitov

The act of vomiting into a glass bottle and sealing the vomit inside, then throwing the bottle, shattering it like a molotov to make a smelly wet mess.
Me and the guys are going to make some vomitovs and throw them at the police.
by Hot Wet Lucario July 11, 2011
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Vomit taco

The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.
Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!
by Ijjjsh November 22, 2011
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vomitoligist

A vomitoligist is a person that studies vomit for a living!
I’m gonna be a vomitoligist when I’m older, cause I love vomit❤️
by errol May 22, 2018
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