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Urinal Cake

Found in the urinals of public bathrooms, most commonly used as an aiming device. Sometimes also used as a means of "payback" toward unwanted employees.
"Sometimes I like to pee in a circle around the urinal cake." OR "Get your ass in that bathroom and change out the damn urinal cakes!"
by HamDude September 8, 2008
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Urinal One

A $1 bill that's so wrinkled, dirty and worn out, it looks like it was found on the floor of a men's public bathroom. It has little or no vending value whatsoever.
Waitress: And here's your change.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.
by Fastball35 August 14, 2011
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Shroud of Urine

Mount your lady friend from behind & grab her arms submission-style. 1/2-way through, switch to the no-no hole so she starts crying. Pull out and pee on her head. Mash her face into the pillow so it leaves a make-up/tear/urine face on the fabric.
"After I gave Barb a shroud of urine last night, I made her wash the pillow cover while I watched the game. Bitch knows better than to leave a stain."
by Dr. Schlong July 24, 2008
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Urination Anxiety

common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.

* this is for urinals
Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?

Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.
by McGoogan.Houzen September 4, 2011
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urinal rep

Before you enter a restroom you get an erection, so when other men look at you while peeing, they get embarrassed, and they know you're hot stuff.
When ever I go to Chipotle all the male employees look ashamed, I have a huge urinal rep.
by joeybnukkas June 16, 2007
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Urination Kit

A phrase used when frustrated or angry at something or someone. Also, a small tube inserted into the urethra to cause urination flow to be transported into the mouth cavity.

Also referred to as "Lemonade Rain on my tits." Best used while queefing.
"Jesus Christ Carrie! Where the hell is my Urination Kit?!?"

"My tits are so thirsty, I wish I had my Urination Kit!"

"Oh Urination Kit! I'm sick of all these stupid Jews all over my property! Stupid cheap shits!"
by IHateAutisticNiggerChinks December 19, 2009
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