Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

Chillopian tubes

Same meaning as saying chill but mixed together with the word "fallopian tubes".

Bro 1: I just smashed this hot chick while I was coked out.
Bro 2: *hits blunt* chillopian tubes bro

by iBelieveInAnal April 3, 2017

under tube

a sexual act of the man is on the bottom using a tube sock as a condom

tube, under, tube sock, condom, under tube

by jack joe ryan September 1, 2010

Man Tube

The male reproductive organ.

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"

by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011

tube rattler

When a female is aroused in such a fashion that her fallopian tubes begins to vibrate and shake enough to produce a audible sound.

My girlfriend saw the notebook with Ryan Gosseling. Such a tube rattler.

My buddy surprised his girlfriend with a romantic home cooked meal for their anniversary. Ya her tubes are rattling.

by the tube rattler January 2, 2014

down the tubes

Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill

Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes

We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes

Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated

by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020

Red Tube

A version of 'You Tube' dedicated purely to porn.

" I gotta go now, I'm gonna go and shoot my load over a video from Red Tube "

by Tommy Lah January 5, 2009