Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 23, 2019

under tube

a sexual act of the man is on the bottom using a tube sock as a condom

tube, under, tube sock, condom, under tube

by jack joe ryan September 01, 2010

Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid

You're honestly a hamster tube

by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019

Squeeze tube

referring to a penis.

she grabbed my dick like it was a Squeeze tube.

by sincklefritz383 February 06, 2010

Piss Tube

In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"

Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.

by ThorMonster September 02, 2018

Chillopian tubes

Same meaning as saying chill but mixed together with the word "fallopian tubes".

Bro 1: I just smashed this hot chick while I was coked out.
Bro 2: *hits blunt* chillopian tubes bro

by iBelieveInAnal April 04, 2017

Red Tube

A version of 'You Tube' dedicated purely to porn.

" I gotta go now, I'm gonna go and shoot my load over a video from Red Tube "

by Tommy Lah October 28, 2007