travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

travelgram

to write a postcard, social media post or DM to share a moment from your travels. one part telegram, one part scrapbook, a travelgram lets your friends experience a part of your adventure.

Such a beautiful photo. Gotta send this to my fam #travelgram

by j.muir August 7, 2020

traelee

Someone who is willing to listen and always be there for you. They don't have a lot of friends but the ones they do have they keep close. Defilently a anime lover at heart and is a hopeless romance but everyone whom is there friend love them for them and nothing else,and often are depressed and tired.

Traelee is kinda depressed but that's ok

by Shinsou November 6, 2020

Intergalactic Travel

The travel between galaxies - which is considered complete and utter science fiction given the incredible distances. Even light will take 2.5 million years to reach our nearest galaxy.

Intergalactic travel, even to our nearest galaxy, would mean a minimum distance of 23,700 million million million meters away making it cleanly impossible.

by nick weiner January 28, 2009

The Traveler

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.

"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.

by Willp May 30, 2013

the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).

Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits

by DonkJr February 24, 2017

Fast Travel

When you sleep during a long journey while someone else drives, and wake up at your destination.

Passenger: "Hey bro I'm super tired, do you mind if I fast travel?"

Driver: "Nah bro go ahead".

by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019