When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
Get the Healthy Scratchmug. A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
Get the Scratch The Donkeymug. by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015
Get the flamingo scratchmug. Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.
My kid's teacher is a B-scratch.
by B .R. Eastman June 30, 2009
Get the B-scratchmug. by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010
Get the Hot Scratchmug. Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
Get the Pap Scratchingmug. A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
by rapidscan October 19, 2015
Get the scratch the barnaclemug.