by ThePerfect10 January 2, 2017

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

Ex: I went to the barber's shop this Friday, they messed me all up. Now I look like I have a roof blob!
by chadeesa July 20, 2024

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.
by anarcissie November 4, 2019

by insertnameherelol February 23, 2021

by Notblob September 23, 2020

Ex: I got my hair done at the barber's shop over the weekend. When I saw my girlfriend on Monday, she told me I had a blob. What do I do?
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
