Umbrella Stand

An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.

Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!

by 27 Faces July 8, 2007

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

Lemonade Stand

2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.

"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."

by The Ish April 22, 2005

standing ernie

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

swim standing

Dumb way of saying taking a shower

He stank so he went to swim standing

by Dimnsmart February 9, 2018

standing hitler

Another name for boner

You have a standing hitler. Would you like to put your jews in my oven?

by Emo_memecat May 19, 2017