Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

Swamp Hoe

A highly unattractive,buckled hooker, with an extremely swampy Oder that can only make money in swamp like surroundings.

That Swamp hoe was hell a buckled, but I guess it was still worth the dollar fifty.

by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

Swamp butt

The mixture between your butt cheeks of poop and sweat swamp butt will occur in humid places if you get swamp butt you will need to dry it asap or you will get river rott.

Dude I have some bad swamp butt.
I’m starting to get swamp butt.
Do you have swamp butt?

by Constapation March 11, 2022

Swamp snake

When you pull it out after rough anal sex and your dick is covered in shit

Guy 1 : "Hey what did you do last night"
Guy 2 : "Me and Mary done anal and i got the swamp snake"

by Urtik August 14, 2018

Queer Swamp

1. The act of eating the ass of someone that suffers from the condition of Swamp Ass.

2. a verb to describe the act of thoroughly emasculating another man in competitive play.

a. "dude i took that waiter home and queer swamped the shit out of him"

b. " Bro did you see how i queer swamped that guy in the last game."

by SuperCitizenSnips December 22, 2013

swamp opera

White house drama played out on TV 24 hours a day

I can't get into my daily soap operas with so much going on with the swamp opera on CNN.

by luckyjoecanuck November 22, 2018

Dirty Swamp

The act of having sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina but she’s also very wet

Hey. Did you hear that Tom braved the trenches of Angels Dirty Swamp?

by TheAlmightyLoaf666 April 21, 2020