Haven site master

The ultimate council estate boss. The type that owns the Haven caravan site. Usually defined by the name “Kacey-Leigh” or “Tanya-Jade”. Has to shout their 9 kids at a minimum of 245 decibels - enough for their voice to cause a 6.8 magnitude earthquake.

Orrrrr nahhh, look at that haven site master over there

by TheMask00_1 May 11, 2025

Havens

Havens is the kind of girl you can't stop from eating. She always has something to say and is not afraid to share her deepest secrets. Sometimes you just want to friend zone her. Many awkward moments happen when around a Havens. She is always ready with a conversation starter about the weather. She is really stubborn and likes to be a control freak. Don't get on her bad side.

guy 1: "this girl in my group is awful"
guy 2: "must be a havens..."

by Mr. Blueberry Love December 1, 2018

Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

hentai haven

best fucking porn site pornhub is shitty asf

me: "I like hentai haven more that shitty PornHub"
George:" bro I'm a fag I like PornHub"

by four.on.ow July 16, 2020

Haven Zayy

("Hay") ("vun") - (Zayy") A teenage boy who sucks at leading cod teams and is a nigger.

Damn nigga, that cod lead is just like Haven Zayy, a fucking nigger man.

by BestNiggaOutThere May 9, 2018

haven hello

When you suck dick instead of shaking hands for the first time

Yeah she gave him the Haven Hello

by tinymontana February 12, 2023

Havening

The act of stuffing food in your mouth without grace or regret while looking mercilessly at the person that gave it to you

I am havening my food

by PIGEON OVERLORD March 3, 2017