Canada

A country that is large, good-looking, and bloody well cold. The citizens of that country are constantly apologizing, and tobaggoning, and going to Tim Hortens, and playing hockey, and saying "Eh".

Yeah, I'm from Canada, Eh.

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018

Canada!

Great place...Best place.......THE ABSOLUTE BEST PLACE!!! I love it so much! It has great food, great healthcare, great people and just all around AWESOME!

American: Where are we. This place is beautiful. And the food. The food is delicious. Way better than our american food.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.

by F_I_N_N_I_A_N May 31, 2019

Canada

A large open piece of ocean because Canada doesn’t exist

Canada just doesn’t exist

by Phoenix the primagen October 19, 2020

Canada

means village in uhhhh, Huron-Iroquois language. Consists of Quebec, Ontario, British Colombia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nunavut, North-West Territories, and Yukon. Official languages are French and English. Oh, and we don't ride on polar bears, and not all of us say "eh" or "ey"

signifie village en uhhhh, langue huron-iroquoise. Comprend le Québec, l'Ontario, la Colombie Britannique, l'Alberta, la Saskatchewan, le Manitoba, l'Île-du-Prince-Édouard, la Nouvelle-Écosse, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, le Nunavut, les Territoires du Nord-Ouest et le Yukon. Les langues officielles sont le français et l'anglais

Hey Google, what are Canada's 13 provinces and territories?

by Wonder(ous) December 4, 2018

Canada

A place to blame all your problems on.

P1: "Should be blame the government?"
P2: "Or blame society?"
P2: "Or should we blame the images on TV?"
P4: "No! Blame Canada!"

by BumbleBay January 25, 2022

canada

where the canadians live

"I live in canada" said elijah

by KewlKidDan May 11, 2017

Canada

it doesn't exist

what is a canada

by cheesy toes April 26, 2019