A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.
by Little D August 10, 2017
Get the Baby Tennis mug.A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
Example 1:
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?
Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive
Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.
Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!
Example 2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace
Bro 1: ....
Bro 2: Anyway was she good?
Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.
Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!
Bro 1: You displease me.
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Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!
Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"
by L-STEMP May 24, 2011
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Get the tonsil tennis mug.A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.
“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”
by RealKevinHartFan69 January 13, 2019
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by john1234567890 May 25, 2011
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1.)They can't play it
2.)Does not involve tackling.
3.)Doesn't involve dunks.
4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about
1.)They can't play it
2.)Does not involve tackling.
3.)Doesn't involve dunks.
4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about
by Joshua Wood January 22, 2008
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