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Baby Tennis

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.
"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"
by Little D August 10, 2017
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Tennis Rig

A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.

A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
Example 1:

Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?

Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive

Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.

Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!

Example 2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?

Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace

Bro 1: ....

Bro 2: Anyway was she good?

Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.

Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!

Bro 1: You displease me.
by Festibat March 23, 2011
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Beach Tennis USA

Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!
Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"
by L-STEMP May 24, 2011
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tonsil tennis

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .
by mcnuggetdestroyer May 17, 2018
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Kentucky Tennis Match

A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.
“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”
by RealKevinHartFan69 January 13, 2019
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Tanni

A very athletic, attractive girl. Can be funny. Loves to be where the fun is. Nice, and generous. A very complex individual.
Lets go out today, why dont we invite Tanni!
by john1234567890 May 25, 2011
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tennis

One of the most athletically demanding sports in the world. People mistake this sport as a "pussy" sport for these reasons

1.)They can't play it
2.)Does not involve tackling.
3.)Doesn't involve dunks.
4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about
"The sport of tennis is the hardest sport to play, but a lot of people dont think so."
by Joshua Wood January 22, 2008
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