A sex move that requires great skill. It is performed when having sex. The male will be having 69 sideways with the female and just as he is about to ejaculate he will pull out and cum in a line on the females back. He then goes to snort all of his semen like cocaine. After that he is to quickly say Atını siken kovboy (A cowboy fucks his horse). Only after this will the move be complete
by African boy 223 September 19, 2016
When you have gas that is so bad, inside a dorm, car, office, etc, that the fumes give you a headache.
by BARRY "O-Town" June 23, 2010
by Heeter-Pop November 25, 2008
Turkish Getup - lay on your back, pick up a heavy weight (or your girlfriend) with one arm, stand up, then lay back down. Repeat with the other arm.
by SteveLoneWolf November 03, 2007
The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.
The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.
The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."
"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
by Schpooken November 05, 2009
We were alone in the countryside for 2 months and he wanted to do turkish sex with me but i said no!
by h0e July 10, 2004
whilst crammin' your quiver bone in a young dame's asspipe, you take a piss, pull out, and catch the piss in a glass as it comes pouring out of her balloon knot. you then give it to that stupid ass that hangs out with you and your friends that no one likes.
greg- "dude, bud, that was an intense hockey game we just played. i'm thirsty as shit bro!"
kyle- "bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!"
stupid ass friend nobody likes- "hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?
kyle- "drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it's called turkish lemonade."
kyle- "bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!"
stupid ass friend nobody likes- "hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?
kyle- "drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it's called turkish lemonade."
by PARTY! February 13, 2008