by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019
Get the Tube Goober mug.A viral disorder, usually among men, that causes obsession with someone else's television. Characterized by longing for the latest technology, tube envy can cause unplanned visits to appliance stores, resulting in custom home theatre installation and unexplained jock itch. While spreading slowly, this disorder can propagate through entire subdivisions in one football season. An unexpected side effect is increased discussion of Oprah brought on by the female. There is no cure, but purchase avoidance begins with vigorous outdoor exercise.
Caught the Tigers game at Aaron's -- that 40-inch screen gave me a case of TUBE ENVY. See you at the mall.
by Dr. Funkenbass October 25, 2006
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by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011
Get the Man Tube mug.When a female is aroused in such a fashion that her fallopian tubes begins to vibrate and shake enough to produce a audible sound.
My girlfriend saw the notebook with Ryan Gosseling. Such a tube rattler.
My buddy surprised his girlfriend with a romantic home cooked meal for their anniversary. Ya her tubes are rattling.
My buddy surprised his girlfriend with a romantic home cooked meal for their anniversary. Ya her tubes are rattling.
by the tube rattler January 2, 2014
Get the tube rattler mug.Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill
Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes
Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes
We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes
Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated
Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated
by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020
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