Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
by BisexualStrawberry;) April 13, 2021
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The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.
by The AIDS Maid November 06, 2020
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penile virus

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'
by penile master262 July 15, 2008
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pussydactel virus

a virus which is only able to infect the pansy boys of the country. when infected you become a complete pusscake
rumor has it austin stewart is infected with the pussydactel virus
by gberdfhwyusj January 11, 2009
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Virus shamed

A vibrant effort to keep people away due to COVID-19.
My sister was supposed to come visit from LA but my brother virus shamed her and she cancelled her plans.
by Ntrouble July 21, 2020
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linda virus

Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.
by EastSideCrackaKilla September 21, 2021
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the validsof virus

as mentioned in my previous entrys validsof is a type of person who watches hentai
there is also a scale for it

now here comes the scary part: anyone can be infected by the validsof virus turning them into a validsof

this causes them to watch hentai
Person 1: yo dude i heard about the validsof virus i really dont wanna get infected
Person 2 (is a validsof): dont worry just stay beside me i wont infect you
by gaming legend420 June 27, 2023
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