opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006

The Deep End (Karandeep)

A person who plays RS all day and has no friends.

"OMG the Deep End (Karandeep)just passed by!"

by Schlackster January 11, 2009

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

the back end

(n.) someone or somethin thats a waste of time and kills everything (see dickhead, douche, stubborn). it also can be a place that was a bad choice and bores the hell out of you.

JM: she said she doesnt wannna chill tonight
HP: thats the fuckin back end
___________________

JM: nah man i gotta eat dinner before i leave
HP: you're the back end

by blackonblack December 15, 2008

Bowl from the Pavilion End

To insert one's John Thomas into a female's Fudge Barrier to partake in the pleasures of aardvarking.

She had the painters in this week so I had to bowl from the pavilion end.

by Jeff Higgins July 9, 2007

The wrong end of the dog.

The wrong end of the dog to have gotten.

To have completely misunderstood something. The meaning is identical to the more common idiomatic phrase 'The wrong end of the stick.'

The origin of this phrase may be an answer from the Australian edition of The Weakest Link which featured in the satirical magazine Private Eye.

Chair (Cornelia Frances) - "When you have misunderstood something you can be said to have gotten the wrong end of the ... ?"

Contestant - "Dog?"

If he thinks that a jump in oil prices means an end to the recession then he has gotten hold of the wrong end of the dog.

by >HyperlogiK< October 5, 2009

the shit end of the stick

My grandfather grew up in poverty in a company owned coal mining town where he was born in 1895. He yold me about a game they played called the fox and the hounds whenever a new kid came to town. One kid was the fox. He carried a stick between his legs to simulate a tail. The object was for the hounds to chase the fox and capture him by grabbing his tail. They always let the new kid win. Unbeknownst to him the had dipped the end of the stick in the muck of an outhouse. Clearly getting the shit end of the stick was getting a bad and unanticipated result.

He got the shit end of the stick.

by jp0 August 9, 2018